Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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