You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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