I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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