I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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