Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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