ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He has the fingertips of a God
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