finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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