idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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