Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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