I feel like I'm in dance class right now
My balls are so social today.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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