Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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