last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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