the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
