I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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