your thong is hanging out like whoa
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
There r osticjed everywhere
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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