My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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