he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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