He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Boobs are out for the taking
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
be right there i have to get my cape
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
