So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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