I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
