I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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