I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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