I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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