making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
i've created a new STD.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
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