You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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