Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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