I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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