This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
