just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
you never un-have a 4some
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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