If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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