we have officially lost it.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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