So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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