Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Randomize
