She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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