I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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