Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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