could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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