Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
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