Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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