his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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