it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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