who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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