So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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