I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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