nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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