Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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