Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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