You're so nebulous sometimes
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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