HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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