u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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