let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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